Hey, I’m really impressed with this Hugo Chavez guy.

No really, he makes a lot of sense, and I think we should act on a couple of his suggestions immediately.

First of all, he accurately described the United Nations (UN):

Let's accept -- let's be honest. The U.N. system, born after the Second World War, collapsed. It's worthless.

So, he proposes that the UN be created anew:

And that is why Venezuela once again proposes, here, today, 20 September, that we re-establish the United Nations.

Best of all, he offers to move the useless, Anti-American entity to a locale much more hospital to the dictators, kleptocrats, sexual predators, and other corrupt elites who so thoroughly enjoy free reign and lawlessness in the Big Apple:

And maybe we have to change location. Maybe we have to put the United Nations somewhere else; maybe a city of the south. We've proposed Venezuela.

This is a win win situation! No more sulpherous reek for the Gentleman from Venezuela.

I don’t know if it will work – if we closed the UN in NYC, my guess is half of the Royal Court (UN delegates) would seek diplomatic asylum in the US just to stay in Manhattan.

Meanwhile, let us go ahead and create something more humble, and suited no doubt to our evil selves: a union of free and democratic governments to fulfill to true and rightful charter of the organization formerly know as the United Nations.

I’m with Chavez – get the UN out of the US.